Thursday, April 9, 2015

Fitness for lazyness. Упражнения с кастрюлькой


A new video with Russian fun and English discription. Sorry I can't do subtitles. Just mede short script.

Now I show you a fitness for lazy people.
For housekeepers which don’t want go out leave an internet life
Of course you can have a dumbbell.
If you have a dumbbell you can fight you on-line enemy
 but you can break the monitor
that’s way if you have the big pooper in you blog and if you feel an anger you should do like this
If you personal shitter is a Big son of the Bitch or just bitch change a hand. And repeat.
But if you have no a dumbbell
Everyone able to do sport with dumbbell.
How you can stay online make commence and do something healthy short things.
I have my favorite rubber band for all situations in my life.
You can train you breast
Take your band pull it
keep this distance between your hands
and good tension
Hand up I’m look like a sport surrender with silly face
up and down
keep  your hands slightly wider
and when you pull down pull the band more
And during this exercise you can keep control on you chat
What
what do you say
up your’s!
Wait! Let me finish and I’ll show you my wit
Okey if you finish beyond you can add behind and keep  your hands slightly wider
pull down till the blade bones and pull your anger if you angry
goggle your eyes throw your band and write all that rood words which you wanted
But if you have not this and this and you are a housewife you always have a boil
you can pour a water into the boil
Or just take it empty
up and down form your breast
we can swing keep a boil like you cooked a soup for you sweetheart.
Honey go to eat
keep a boil and twist right and call you husband sweet where are you?
Nobody knows there is you sweet. Maybe he is so small
 fell down behind the couch and crying
Honey let’s go eat or I star to feed other boy not you
Tom Thumb
You did it. Put the boil
But if all of you boil are dirty like main
you have a last chance the fruits
The fruits in Russian bag Avoska
I weighed it – here is 2,5 kilos
You can do the same up and down
and we have one free hand for writing angry words
you can form you triceps be careful don’t bit you head
and make this o no I have got a lot of bits
No it’s not good way for fitness
But if you have no a boil
and the last one you can make a pullover excise. Up and down
If after this train the apple juice is not ready you did you fitness dimly.
Good buy!

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