Love as a sport

Я худела очень сильно только дважды. И оба раза из-за любви. Никакая диета не помогает терять вес так, как любовное настроение. Первый раз я похудела на 25 кг за 2 месяца. Это было 15 лет назад. Второй раз влюбилась и похудела на 35 кг. Это было пять лет назад. Следующий раз должно быть скоро и я должна похудеть на 40 кг. Осталось только найти жертву. Но с годами влюбиться все труднее и труднее. Помогите мне влюбиться.
Мне мешают:
- ирония
- опыт
- сарказм
Что мне делать? Дайте советы, дружбаны.

I have lost extraweight only twice. Both times because of love. No diet helps lose weight better than Mood for Love. The first time I lost 25 kilo for 2 months. It was 15 years ago. The second time in Big love story I lost 35 kilo. That was five years ago. Next time should be soon and I need lose weight of about 40 kg. I just need to find the victim of my passion. But it is so hard to fall in love over the years

Help me to fall in love. What hinders me:

-          Irony

- experience

- sarcasm
What should I do? Give me tips, my friends.

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                                                Худышка Наташка Strong Natasha

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                                          Fatty last summer - толстушка прошлым летом

Толстый продюсер поэтического фестиваля - well-fed poetry festival boss

Good friday equals good food

The ButterflyBattle is a fight against overweight without boarders.
Please join us wherever you are in the world.
In a few days we had 901 views from 10 countries.
Natasha and I belong to a group of journalists from Norway, Finland, Sweden and Russia united under the name Barents Press.
I am Swedish. Natasha is Russian.
In this challenge Norway and Finland has a important role.
The Norwegian salmon is one of the best choices for weight loss.
It makes you intelligent, slim and beautiful. If it's full of poison or not I can't tell, but I am still alive.
The Finnish bread is world-leading.
I start every morning with Ruispalat,  rye bread. If I during the day need a snack, I grab a Finncrisp or Ruisnappi; crisp bread.
The norwegian salmon is in the oven.
The Easter feast is starting!
You don't have to starve to lose weight. It's all about making the right decisions!

Don't be V drova! Be mighty!

Today was a hard day. A political demonstration, meeting with unhappy people and not good food for my body-machine. But in fin I have the next crazy video for you. Excuse me about mistake: Железо (zhelezo) is not a metal. It's iron. I will try to be clear next time. My English in not good. But it's getting better...

Challenging guzzle weekend coming up...

The swedes shops food for 1 747 millions today, Mandy Thursday, (skärtorsdagen), for the Easter celebration.

Eggs, salmon, candy...

It's 80 % more than a normal Thursday.

It's no wonder there`s a large risk putting on weight during Easter.

My scale shows less every day. I will eat like like my bird Roxy!

No guzzle for Natasha and me this weekend!

The battle continues.

Russian measurements

Today is the first day of April. We decided with Eve Marie every first day of each month to do measurements. Here are my settings. If you want to lose weight with us, write your own notes.

Weight 105,9 kilo

Waist 105 centimeter

Breast volume – 123 cm

Buttocks – 132 cm

Tights – 77 left, 81 right

Upper arms – 34

Check it on May, 1.

She is heavy! It's hard to support her

Мой сын - это мое продолжение. Он смешит меня больше других мужчин. И это делает меня худее в области живота. когда я смеюсь, я трясусь, когда я трясусь, я худею. Два видео об одном и том же. но какие разные.

My son is my continuation. He makes me laugh more than any other men. And this is the best weight loss for me. When I laugh, I shiver when I'm shaking, I'm losing weight. Two different vidio in one reason.

27 kilo weight loss without following a diet

In 2014 I lost 27 kilo thanks to my sons.
-Mamma, sign this contract please.
My oldest, the 23-year-old personal trainer at SATS Sweden was insisting.
The deal for me and his younger brother was no fast food, no sweets, no pastry, no snacks, no sodas, nothing with a great of sugar was allowed in one year.
The penalty for breaking the contract: 5000 Swedish kronor.
-Mum, you gonna ask yourself is this tempttation worth it? Are you willing to pay 5000 to eat that cheeseburger, chocolate bar or cheese doodles...
-In case you eat something by mistake, you have to admit and report to me within 48 hours, that will add 1000 kronor to the 5000 but you are still in. But after two mistakes you own me 7000! And if you eat forbidden things behind my back you are out. There is a payment plan if you need it, he added with a generous smile.

At New Years  Eve 2013 we signed the contract in blood:

Yes, at one point I happned to eat a frozen pizza by mistake, reminded of this by my younger son and did report to the elder.
But one year later we all had managed the challenge. You don't let your children down is the easiest answer how I managed. I had many comment during the year: but he's not here. He doesn't know. I won't tell. But none of those snakes in paradise could fool me.

The loss of 27 kilo was obvious to my Russian oponent Natasha when we met en of march at our annual Barents Press Seminar in Oulu.  At the last Barents Press Meeting in Kirkenes  she stated  woman always wish to loose weight but it never happens.
That is true. I don't know how many kilos I have lost during the last 30 years. Hundreds? And gained back again...
I hope the butterfly battle on long distant with Natasha in Petrosawodsk, Russia and me in Luleå, Sweden will help us both to reach our goals: a overweight free life. Free like butterfly!